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Edward Kenway Studies by KejaBlank Edward Kenway Studies :iconkejablank:KejaBlank 831 44 Scribble Castle by Dinosaur-Apocalypse Scribble Castle :icondinosaur-apocalypse:Dinosaur-Apocalypse 3 2 Homestuck Birthday Scenario Game by The-Wings-Of-Destiny Homestuck Birthday Scenario Game :iconthe-wings-of-destiny:The-Wings-Of-Destiny 238 491 Heartstone by Dinosaur-Apocalypse Heartstone :icondinosaur-apocalypse:Dinosaur-Apocalypse 8 5 YOU KNOW IT. by MuchGhost YOU KNOW IT. :iconmuchghost:MuchGhost 4 9 Arthur by Candy-Nightmare Arthur :iconcandy-nightmare:Candy-Nightmare 14 23 wake up by loonytwin wake up :iconloonytwin:loonytwin 1,518 110 monochrome by pianopear12 monochrome :iconpianopear12:pianopear12 200 10 pride and patriotism by hakuku pride and patriotism :iconhakuku:hakuku 4,160 273 APH doujin: bad drunk trio by hakuku APH doujin: bad drunk trio :iconhakuku:hakuku 2,991 382
Guess the F in Alfred F Jones
England had given him his name. He had given him the name America, along with his human name, Alfred Jones. It had not been until after he’d broken ties with Great Britain that America began introducing himself as Alfred F. Jones. And no one, not even England or Canada, knew what that F stood for. It was a secret that only America knew the answer to. He liked having that secret.
As a result though, it had become a tradition before each World Conference Meeting to play ‘Guess the F. in Alfred F. Jones’. It was a simple game, started by Italy one random day. Before each meeting, Italy would always go up to America, and stare at him intently, before shouting a random name that started with an F. He was always wrong. But before the young country realized it, other Nations became involved. So a set of rules, of sort, was set up. The game would occur before the meeting, and participants would only get one guess each. America always got a kick out of it.
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Serial Killer Pickup Lines
Are you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
The voices like your skin.
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
I think my medication is wearing off.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
Do you like consensual sex? Neither do I.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
Can you give me your heart? And kidneys?
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've li
:iconkill-natalie:Kill-Natalie 327 115
American Horror Story: Tate Langdon by truckface American Horror Story: Tate Langdon :icontruckface:truckface 554 15 Hetalia Birthday Game by Arkham-Insanity Hetalia Birthday Game :iconarkham-insanity:Arkham-Insanity 5,267 15,456


  • Listening to: the music box version of Radioactive
  • Reading: American History textbook
  • Drinking: a caramel frappuccino
Whoops, guess who hasn't done anything on here in forever? It's me. I might try to get something up on here but I'm really bad at being productive so...


United States
I'm really not that interesting, trust me

My eye color is brown, my hair color is brown, and I'm short. I'm okay at drawing and bad at algebra.


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MuchGhost Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LMAO you like meh pic?
Herman-Monster Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012
Lot and lots. :iconblushplz:
MuchGhost Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The-Wings-Of-Destiny Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012


Aaaand that's where I'm going to stop, because I am lazy.
Wait. If this doesn't come out to be anything, I will be irritated at teh community. :iconbeepbeepmeowplz:

Herman-Monster Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012
Ahahahaha. Yes, I get it.
Cool. I just think it looks awesome.

Gaaaah I'm tired. How the hell was it even possible for your Karkitty to stay up for about 600 hours or so while playing SGRUB? No wonder he has bags under his eyes all the time.....I just want to curl up into a ball in my sock drawer and sleep for days.
Herman-Monster Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012
I'm not even slightly tired right now. Although the 600 hours is very impressive.
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Have a mysterious link. [link]

And then take the test. And give me the link to your results.

Herman-Monster Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2011
I was pretty much evenly split between Rainbow Dash and Pinkie... I guess I must find myself annoying? O.o
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