... AND I'M NOT EVEN BLONDE! Stop judging me, Katie, I know you are.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (I don't remember why really, my mom just said something so I opened the door and jumped out onto my gravel road)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree.
 It IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
 You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
 You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
 You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice.
[x] You just looked at it.
 Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
 People have called you slow.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class.
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (I know it's impossible, but I have had that thought of, "oh, I should start thinking now!")
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
 You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (just sometimes)
 You have eaten a bug. (not by choice, no...)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.
 You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things. (it isn't my fault, stuff just gets in the way sometimes!)
 Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (who hasn't?)
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
That's 28 out of 39 apparently, which is ROUGHLY 72% (which is probably higher than my math midterm).
I have no words except that, honestly, I'm not surprised.