... AND I'M NOT EVEN BLONDE! Stop judging me, Katie, I know you are.



[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (I don't remember why really, my mom just said something so I opened the door and jumped out onto my gravel road)

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have ran into a tree.

[] It IS possible to lick your elbow.

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

[] You just tried to sing them.

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

[] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice.

[x] You just looked at it.

[] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.

[] People have called you slow.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You've fallen asleep in class.

[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

[x] You just laughed.

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (I know it's impossible, but I have had that thought of, "oh, I should start thinking now!")

[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.

[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.

[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (just sometimes)

[] You have eaten a bug. (not by choice, no...)

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.

[x] You break a lot of things. (it isn't my fault, stuff just gets in the way sometimes!)

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (who hasn't?)

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.


That's 28 out of 39 apparently, which is ROUGHLY 72% (which is probably higher than my math midterm).



I have no words except that, honestly, I'm not surprised.